The police blotter records officers’ accounts of crimes and other incidents in Issaquah. All persons arrested are presumed innocent unless proven guilty in a court of law.

May 22

MISCHIEF: A tree was reported damaged on the 1900 block of Northeast Park Drive at a total loss of $500.

MAIL: A mailbox bank was reported damaged on the 23400 block of Southeast Black Nugget Road at a total loss of $1,200. Theft may have been involved.

WARRANT: A 29-year-old Issaquah woman was arrested on the 300 block of Mine Hill Road Southwest for an outstanding warrant discovered over the course of an investigation into suspicious circumstances.

May 23

PARAPHERNALIA: Police confiscated drug paraphernalia found on the 1400 block of Northwest Sammamish Road. It was placed in evidence for destruction.

TAZE ME BRO: An officer responded to the 100 block of West Sunset Way, where it had been reported a male wanted another male to use his stun gun on him. The officer learned on arrival that one of the men in question wanted to be recorded as he was shocked so he could post the video to YouTube. The officer advised the owner of the stun gun to be more judicious about his protection devices in the future.

FIREWORKS: An officer responded to a fireworks complaint on the 300 block of Mt. McKinley Drive Southwest involving juveniles at the end of the roadway.

May 24

PROWLUS INTERRUPTUS: A caller reported two men in dark clothing prowling a vehicle on the 300 block of Mine Hill Road Southwest. The caller had interrupted the men, who left the area on foot. An officer was unable to locate the suspects.

TUNELESS: A car stereo was reported stolen from a ’65 Ford Mustang on the 200 block of Wildwood Boulevard Southwest at a loss exceeding $222.

‘HOOLIGANS’: An officer responded to the 22500 block of Southeast 56th Street where a caller had reported “hooligans” skateboarding and smoking in a parking lot near 24 Hour Fitness. The caller said they believed the subjects were smoking drugs. The officer met with the skateboarders in question and found they were smoking cigarettes and doing nothing apparently illegal.

May 25

PROWL: A Toyota 4Runner was reported prowled on the 18500 block of Southeast Newport Way. iPods and a Kindle were reported stolen at a total loss of $225.

BOOZE AND LOSE: A business on the 1400 block of Highlands Drive Northeast reported employees had interrupted the theft of $266 of alcohol. The suspected shoplifter left the store on foot.

ASSAULT: A 33-year-old Issaquah woman was arrested for assault on the 200 block of First Avenue Northwest.

May 26

COMPUTER: A computer was reported stolen in a vehicle prowl on the 900 block of Northeast Park Drive at a total loss of $1,600.

LIDLESS: A motorcycle helmet, valued at $130, was reported stolen from the 500 block of Alpine Ridge Place Northwest.

PEER PRESSURE: An officer responded to a report of a dog in a vehicle on the 900 block of Northwest Gilman Boulevard. The owner said he had been in the store for 10 minutes. The officer explained the dangers of leaving a dog in a vehicle and that the people of Issaquah are always concerned about dogs in vehicles.

May 27

POCKETBOOK: A Mitsubishi Eclipse was reported prowled on the 1500 block of 11th Avenue Northwest. A pocketbook, cash and other items were reported stolen at a total loss of $100.

FIRST IMPRESSIONS: A woman was reported to be telling passersby on the 1000 block of 17th Avenue Northwest that she would kill them. She was not reported to be carrying weapons. An officer contacted her and she denied making threats. The officer warned her about threats and assisted her in finding a bus to North Bend.

May 28

ACCESS: A Nissan Altima was reported prowled on the 100 block of Cougar Ridge Road Northwest. A garage door opener, key and sunglasses were reported stolen at a total loss of $128.

NOT SO DEAR: A John Deere 120 Excavator was reported vandalized on the 600 block of 17th Avenue Northwest. Its windows had been damaged at a reported loss of $3,000.

SPILLAGE: Alcohol was reported shoplifted from a store on the 700 block of Northwest Gilman Boulevard, at a loss of $542.